there are people on this website with children
there are people on this website who have their life together
there are people on this website who are award winning novelists
today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died
I’m on my phone so idk what that gif is but i have feeling it’s either spn related or it’s the gif of harry smiling at cho
GOD DAMN IT
(via dignifyingly)
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog
- dog
(via stand)
Mark this down in history; November 2014, the month people finally called out media publications on their shit.
(via dignifyingly)
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
(via fixins-blog)
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
(via bastille)
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
same
Jesus
I bet those two are couple now..
I’m gay
me too
(via comprehendousblunders)










