(via bastille)

(via gnarly)

batter-sempai:

chirotus:

geekgirlsmash:

spookyaddiction:

motherfuckingurl:

powerviolent:

A CLOUD FELL?

Snow?

that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake

Let me tell you a story.

My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, “Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?”

She looked at me like I’d lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot.

“But, mom, we’re going to be changing the water!,” I insisted. 

She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the fucking hot tub, and this might be the best thing I’d done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets. 

The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they’d engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors’ lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I’ve ever done in my life. 

I’m adding this to my bucket list

BUBBLEPOCALYPSE.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

youneedtobegonce:

Bible: These characters are Egyptian.

Hollywood: Cool.

Author: I described this character as being dark-skinned.

Hollywood: Okay.

History: THIS PERSON EXISTS AND IS LITERALLY A POC.

Hollywood: Okay, but consider this…

(via comprehendousblunders)

(via comprehendousblunders)

lilac-mullingar:

spookydarrencrisscrosschrist:

cockyogurt:

1. Rain
2. When avocados are on sale
3. When it’s Raining
4. Going to In-n-Out
5. When water falls from the sky

y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery

California sounds like the ending of Holes

(via comprehendousblunders)

deathcannotstoptruelike:

cross—fire:

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

joonchi:

“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.

“I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever”

Forever loving Bo Burnham

(via pip-a-chu)

livelaughloveatrandom:

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

My heart couldn’t take it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via stand)